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Well it’s only Thursday, but who really cares.
Things have been keeping me busy, not that I’ve been lazy.
So here you go, these will make you go :-O !

Holidays are becoming increasingly unaffordable. Blame the rising cost of living and the incompetent ruling government.

It kinda sucks when you suddenly think of all these fantastic, smart and witty, and supposedly interesting things to write when you’re doing something else like driving or working or just don’t have anything to jot down your thoughts at that moment. When you get back on the computer at home, all you do is look for things to entertain yourself, like funny videos, amazing photos, e-books, babes and pornography, oh the lure of free porn. In the end, it’s another long period between posts.

While some may argue that it should not be like an educational experience while you defecate, there are in fact a lot of people who cannot just sit there while your body functions to excrete waste. Multitasking and productivity are highly regarded and practiced in this day and age and that has gone on to influence the habit of reading on the toilet. I’m shitting you. But really, an increasing number of people (no studies to prove this) are just not going to sit by and shit away without trying to entertain themselves or simply just doing something, be it in the form of fiddling on the mobile phone, clipping fingernails, smoking a stick (highly regarded by smokers), or the best way I know, reading.

Recommended Reading Materials

1. Newspapers Good Shit Rating: 2.5/5
   Most of the major news publication in this country are so full of shit, I therefore recommend this reading material at pooping time to minimize the shit content in oneself as it is not advisable for human beings to have high amounts of shit intake at one time. Shit retention periods should be held to a minimum. The newspaper might also come in handy when there is no toilet paper to be found, but do be warned you might get blackish inked butt from it.




2. Graphic intense print materials Good Shit Rating: 3.5/5
   As most of us do not have the luxury of a television in the bathroom or portable video players like high end cellphones, we have to make do with enjoying still pictures. Graphic intense materials may include photo books, highly visual magazines, catalogs and comics. This would be the closest alternative to watching videos. Travel the world by on a toilet seat with a travel magazine, amazing isn’t it? These reading material do not command as much attention and can be left at any point to be picked up again later without feeling restless due to storyline plots. For the guys: Refrain from pornographic materials. An erected penis does not bode well with the sudden urge to urinate.




3. Reader’s Digest Good Shit Rating: 4.5/5
   This compact, general interest family magazine has much to offer. The abundance of short articles and stories are suited for an average toilet session. Refrain from reading the longer stories, it could get addictive and you may develop piles/hemorrhoids. It’s small size is highly ideal for toilet reading. What is read is quickly digested and… you know where it comes out…




4. Lifestyle Magazines Good Shit Rating: 3/5
   There are a number of these publications in Malaysia. An example would be KLUE, or KL Lifestyle. They’ve got pictures, and they’ve got reviews. This allows you to efficiently spend your time by planning on what to do when you’re not shitting and when not getting shit throw at you at work.

I realized this isn’t even much of a recommendation of reading materials. I figured there was no need because I shouldn’t and wouldn’t want to give a shit about what you do in the toilet.

(List of magazines commonly found in my bathroom in while in the USA)
Playboy, American Photo, Reader’s Digest, Victoria’s Secret catalogs, Penthouse, FHM, Stuff, etc.

Further reading:

• BBC - h2g2 - A guide to Reading in the Toilet
• A treatise on toilet reading
• Books in the Bog - reviews of books suitable for toilet reading
• Toilet Reading @ Everything2.com
• Reading in the toilet at theAnswerBank.co.uk
• Reading on the toilet - IsItNormal.com

Others:

• Wastebasket facilitates hands-free toilet reading

For the boys… Let us examine this fine specimen of a female human’s derrière, namely Giselle Bundchen’s ass. Now picture your hands, greased with whatever type of lubricant, making direct contact with that lovely tush. Not hard to imagine that now, is it? Now imagine getting paid to do this. Whoa!? WTF right? I’m sure the producers of this photo shoot actually realizes the fact that there is absolutely no need to pay a person to do this job! Although I do suppose this business is actually far more complicated for most guys to understand. Yes, you may have to be a proven homosexual male to be qualified for the job. But think about it, if I were the producer, I would offer this job to the highest bidder and actually make money to cut the exorbitant cost of hiring Giselle, even by a teeny fraction, and of course there will be rules & regulations which needs to be observed. Sigh, the world is so unfair.